Well now, hold on. Are the aliens going to eat the person we pick?
Yeah if they communicate by dissecting the person’s brain and then don’t put them back together… fuck can we pick all 4???
If it had to be one I think I’d send Musk. Bill Gates is kind of a spent force, he’s in his “be philanthropic to make up for all the shady shit I did”, so I think he’s done most of the harm he’s going to do. Bezos is a close second pick, but I think he’s less actively bonkers than Musk. Zuckerberg I think is an alien anyway so they probably wouldn’t take him.
Gates’s philanthropy is doing harm, though. His foundation funds school choice initiatives and lobbied against COVID vaccine patent wavers for poor countries. He was also a good friend of Jeffrey Epstein.
“be philanthropic to make up for all the shady shit I did”
Bullshit. His “philanthropy” is part taking money out of one pocket and putting it into the other, and part eugenics and dubious medical experimentation upon poor people in impoverished countries and further expanding his fossil fuel investment portfolio and fucking over public education.
i think it would be funny to pick zuck so that the aliens just completely misunderstand what humans are like
I nominate Joe Rogan because him doing a live podcast with aliens on their spaceship would be the funniest final hour of our lives
Especially considering he’s the leader of the most populous country so would best represent the maximum amount of humans
Shit this is bad. I recommend suspending all volcel police operation in China. Save us seeseepee
Zuck
I want to impress the aliens by showing them our advanced android technology
This is playing a dangerous game. What if it turns out that he was originally made by different aliens?
