This picture is incomplete.
You need another guy on the ledt side, just casually watching as the others fight. That’s Debian.
The poor dude being shoved into the locker is Suse.
The bully is Ubuntu.
Now we need a bigger guy behind the bully, waiting to get his hands on the bully. That will be RedHat.
Arch will be behind RedHat, getting ready to punch him in the face.
Gentoo will be right behind Arch, laughing like a maniac at the carnage unfolding.
And to the far right side of the picture you get to see this underrated guy, just shrugging his shoulders. That’s LFS.
let me paint you a different picture
i’m the one shoving you into a locker.
I was never small enough to fit in one, nor fun enough to be picked on. Plus, I was prone to fight back; I had very little to lose.
In the shame corner wearing a dunce cap for copying NixOS without making the language situation any better (like, say, static typing).
I now the principle of nixos and assume guix works kinda the same. Tell me what’s the problem with static typing and nix in general that guix could have improved upon?!
All Linux are equal…
… But some are more equal than others
“Ewww! Ubuntu!”
I still have a soft spot for Kubuntu, but I had to move to Arch because I wanted my software up-to-date. It really fucking sucks when a new version of something comes out and you have to wait for somebody to get around to updating the repo. Sometimes it would take months.
BTW I use Arch Linux on my desktop. BTW I use Arch Linux on my laptop. BTW I use Debian on my server.
People who use windows are already locked in their lockers
Eh, as a homeschooler parent and a household of Linux users, more like Linux are being homeschooled and Apple is a fancy private school for rich folk (and scholarships for the not so well off of course)
And for most people that’s OK. As I’m OK with buying eggs rather than making them myself in my garden with my own chickens, even if it would be better and I would have more control over it…
most linux distros are easier to install and use then windows (think Ubuntu or Mint, as long as you don’t rely on stuff like ms office or photoshop, which don’t work that well)
I thought about your comment. My conclusion: a Linux laptop doesn’t need as much space as a normal sized chicken. It’s cleaner too.
