Titta…

98 points

I have to admit, I’m a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don’t like my laugh.

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Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.

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I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the “titta” absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.

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8 points

Watch the original and have a laugh again.

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8 points

I’m sorry for whoever told you you had a bad laugh.

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I don’t know how people determine bad laughs. I love loud obnoxious and silly sounding laughs, those are the best. I feel like those are the ones people typically think are bad but I guarantee all of you that they ARE NOT they are the best.

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5 points

4chan for all the hate it gets, spits out true quality memes a lot of the times.

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3 points

You shouldn’t be ashamed of your laugh my guy, it’s natural and all natural laughs are great!

Anyone who thinks otherwise should suck on an egg.

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2 points

I’ve seen this before but it got me just as hard this time.

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46 points

Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that’s so far out… that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.

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39 points

They should have used their poop knife.

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Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.

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2 points

SLPT: When you’re traveling, you can use your hand as poop knife.

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2 points

If you packed it in a violin case you’d be fine.

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4 points

I love a good poop knife reference.

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18 points

All that matters is if she was proud

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10 points

She’s seen a lot of shit in her time working for the cruise lines. But for a tip, she’s willing to say it’s the biggest she’s ever seen.

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15 points

A true shit post

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4 points

It felt most fitting here.

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