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As long as you go first, I’m happy

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You will someday lose your life, but try not to mope. You did get it for free, after all.

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Childhood is the free trial, adulthood is the subscription that keeps increasing in cost.

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Could you not, right now? I’m literally just about to sign a new lease.

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Not moping. I AM ALIVE

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Might as well fucking go for it.

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Looking good! The t-shirt as well.

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Personally I am living on indefinitely as an information ghost.

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I too would like to live indefinitely as an information ghost, may I join you?

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I think it comes free nowadays

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That is what happens when you consume dihydrogen monoxide daily. No one has survived after drinking it.

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And those fuckers give it to us as soon as we’re born, ensuring our inevitable demise

What a sick cruel twisted world

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Around seven percent of people who’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide have survived.

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It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

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Oxygen makes iron turn into rust, don’t let that be your lungs. Oppose Big Oxygen.

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@Jamie @slazer2au Big oxygen is crazy 💀😭

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