2 points
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Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
1 point
As long as you go first, I’m happy
27 points
Might as well fucking go for it.
2 points
52 points
That is what happens when you consume dihydrogen monoxide daily. No one has survived after drinking it.
18 points
Oxygen makes iron turn into rust, don’t let that be your lungs. Oppose Big Oxygen.
@Jamie @slazer2au Big oxygen is crazy 💀😭
5 points
4 points
Around seven percent of people who’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide have survived.
3 points
14 points
You will someday lose your life, but try not to mope. You did get it for free, after all.
7 points
Childhood is the free trial, adulthood is the subscription that keeps increasing in cost.
5 points
