That lemmy.world post sure is a gold mine for brain worms! I never thought I’d see unhinged and idiotic takes like these, but they’re extremely concentrated over there! Maybe the preemptive last resort on Hexbear wasn’t so bad, these people would tire us out extremely quick.

https://sh.itjust.works/comment/3636736

it takes 2 braincells to realize the CCP is 1984 incarnate

Fortunately if you have more than two braincells you’ll be capable of figuring out this is bullshit

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16 points

New site tagline.

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9 points

The rate of site taglines is going up, soon the server will be overloaded and admins will be overworked adding more

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79 points

I’m as leftist as they come

loonies

Everyone that liberals dislike is mentally ill (and mentally ill people are contemptible and should be silent), a bedtime story by liberals and for liberals.

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Great thread, love that when one user points out that “left as they come” here is a rabid racist another user posts this in defence:

this thread is just you stalking people and copying their comments. can you do me? maybe the one where i enjoy watching mobiks getting blown up in drone videos, that seemed to upset a few tankies

“You think you’re tough? Huh? Huh? Why don’t you read this thread where I said I can’t cum unless I watch someone die? That’ll show you!”

Edit: check out this peak redditor.

“I’m suspicious of you for not wanting porn on all.”

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71 points

One of Hexbear’s earliest effective filters was prohibiting NSFW material, and to some extent the VolCel Police gag. The treatbrains that got feral at even the suggestion to not thirstpost everywhere, to not be a sexpest to other users, outed themselves.

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i miss the vanguard from the sub

vaporwave tank>jizz pig wagon

The people’s VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

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That’s awesome.

STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING

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@kleeon@hexbear.net can WolfWolf get low a spawn rate volcel vanguard tank and text added to VOLCEL_POLICE, as a treat?

I’m thinking the occasional shiny pokemon always cheers folks up.

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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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Agreed. Never horny on main.

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47 points

Feeling like a tacticool wine cave warrior because you watched death and killing on a screen is yet another form of liberalism.

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Completely indistinguishable from a 2000s 4chan edgelord bragging about watching gore and snuff videos to “desensitise” themselves.

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24 points

Only a scratch apart, if that.

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Confession - that was me for a bit. I didn’t really watch a ton of REAL gore, but I was definitely one who would seek out the most absolute extreme horror flicks. I’ve since gotten better about that. It was also around that time too

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Except now it’s the class controlling NGOs and managing corporations getting off on gore and snuff instead of just lonely anti-social losers

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TIL, leftism is when healthcare

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Social Democrats: Uhh, Buzz! We missed the truck!

“Tankies”: We’re not aiming for the truck!

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aim on point

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Alternatively

Mushu: You missed? How could you miss, he was three feet in front of you?

“Tankies”: shoots missle at a mountaintop that destroys the entire hun army

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27 points

not even that, leftism is when you pick an arbitrary line and say “good things for people on this side of it, death and destitution for the people on the other side”

and then leftists argue about who to exclude. minorities? poor people? foreigners?

NOW THIS IS REAL LEFTISM YAS YAS

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18 points

This is how Bernie can still win

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Bernie was probably too far left for the “left as it gets” poster lmaaao

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15 points

I’m as left as it gets and that’s why I love Joe Brandon!

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15 points

Don’t forget legal weed

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49 points

They said it, they said 1984!

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