Did they fire the original writing staff and hire some dudes from reddit to write this? Not that the base game had the best writing, but after an hour of playing the DLC there have been multiple instances of lines that seem to be terminally infected by the Gamer Mind Virus. Hearing V say “amazeballs” made me want to die.
Also, fuck having to save the president. Lame mission tbh.
fuck someone here told me it was good and I got them for my bro
we’ll watch edgerunners
This is wholesome seal 100 keanu reaves big chungus epic bacon
I expect this line to be spoken verbatim at some point
buttrock ‘punk’ starts playing as Game of thrones, Cyberpunk, The Witcher and The Office are merged into a reddit slob punkgolem
Me, precisely at the moment when Avenged Sevenfold does a cover for “Toss a Coin to your Witcher” in the PrestigeVerse epic crossover
They took the Enlightened Centrist “not all cops are bastards” and “improving society somewhat is naive and probably evil and hypocritical like Keanu Reeves’ character, but if you want to Become A Legend Of Night City™ and have le sexy sex, we got you covered” cyberpunkerinos and made it more Enlightened Centrist?
I’m glad I stayed away.
The funniest thing about gamers is all the “romances” in the game are just flirtatious dialogues that culminate in t3h s3xxxors. And then that’s it lol. It’s always someone the player character is working with, too. So romance to gamers is banging the chick at work once and then carrying on.
I watched a video with the “lore designer” or whatever and I don’t think you could find a more wet cardboard like liberal. The whole game boils down to liberal individualism. But my katana goes slash and I wear cool clothes so idk it evened out for me.
They did make Keanu’s character say he was once a cop already tho. It made no sense lol
The whole game boils down to liberal individualism.
That’s the usual pushback I got when calling out copaganda, capitalist realism, or just outright plot rails fatalism where nothing matters but Becoming A Legend Of Night City™: “not everything has to be a sermon or have a message! Let people enjoy things!”
No message except the already accepted and unexamined message.
“not everything has to be a sermon or have a message! Let people enjoy things!”
It’s Cyber PUNK. If anything is supposed to have a sermon or message it’s this fucking genre.
This is what happens when the studio making the damn thing is all PiS voters.
Trigger took this IP and made something that absolutely fucking rocks in Cyberpunk: Edgerunners. CDPR wrote absolute dogshit with it, twice. Trigger is a studio full of commies whereas CDPR are clearly fuckos.
Isn’t his character’s whole early backstory that he was a troop who deserted so hard he made deserting cool?
I refunded after about half an hour. Game still buggy as shit jankfest that just feels bad to play. Performance sucks along with muddy blurred visuals with constant artifacts in motion.
So much marketing around this and its the same exact crap i played at release.
Hey at least they fixed the cops i guess.
if someone says sitch one more fucking time, im gonna have a sitch in my pants