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An image of a social media post:

Linus Torvalds @torvalds 10 hours ago

I’m clearly a master of SEO.

When I google for “cold dark place filled with sadness and despair” right now (with the quotes), google gives me exactly one result - my Linux kernel github repository.

I will call my new hobby “Reverse Emo Googlewhacking”.

You’re welcome.

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Thanks. I didn’t know that when one adds an image it would override the URL. Even though the post contains the URL, clicking on the title only shows the image. I included the URL in the post body, but it’s not as visible, unfortunately.

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No worries :) Just transcribing for fun mostly, and as a substitute for having done it on “transcribers of reddit” for quite a while, and it’s nice to be able to help people who may need a transcription :)

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6 points

You are doing a great work!

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fillde -> filled

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Thank you :) Corrected

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I hope Lemmy adds alt text like Mastadon and Pixelfed

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That would be great yeah :)

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Dang, you just broke the SEOoOooOo

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Hm, when I google this, I get Edgar Allen Poe’s the Raven.

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Third of only five results for me

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Only result for me is the repo. Along with the helpful prompt:

people also ask: how old is Torvalds? Why did Linus Torvalds created Git?

Very weird that the grammar mistake is part of the prompt

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Linus’ anger management looks to be working out for him - that’s four sentences in a row without any fucks in them. Keep on keeping it chill, big man.

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No results on duckduckgo. It was on google, but it was the 6th result.

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