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we put fluoride in the water for THIS EXACT reason.

smh, these people obviously haven’t reached degree 34 before uncalcifying their pineal gland. Extremely irresponsible.

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These people probably don’t even know what a bleach enema is

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So far this has been the best and easiest way to stay free of COVID. It’s like two birds with one stone deal. Virus free with an ass of a pornstar.

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You can’t fool me into uncalcifying my pineal gland, I’ve seen From Beyond!

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He just wants his ivermectin back. Those worms are giving him a tummy ache.

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This album is great!

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To anyone curious, the link to the album. I absolutely love this, it has been playing on repeat this month.

https://youtu.be/voCRlFlj9yA

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Ayy i wasn’t alone in spotting it

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This is exactly what the Mayans were warning us about!

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I used to work for a gas company and they put little transmitters in the meters so we can get the readings remotely or get close and read them. There are literal lawsuits against the company saying “the 5g makes me sick and affects my thinking.” Like dozens of lawsuits and 1000’s of complaints. It’s funny, people sometimes have these transmitters for forever but won’t actually complain about anything until they find out. Sometimes they get told they are gone but they actually aren’t and then suddenly are all ok again.

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I remember someone joking the proper way to install a cell tower was to put it up, put out a press release, and then turn it on a month later just to weed out all the crazies in the complaints

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I can have cancer, termites, or a subscription I didn’t expect and I won’t complain until I found out. You tell me they’re gone and I’d be ok again too.

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