I am forever bitter about Eragon…

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Di Vinci Code was butchered, and I’m sorry to say it but Hanks was the wrong choice for Robert Langdon.

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I mostly enjoyed the book until the antagonist made such a huge error by revealing himself way too early that it ruined the whole thing for me. The other books in the series also had major issues that just ruined them as well.

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3 points

Nic Cage was busy.

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It should’ve been Van Damme. Then actione starred his way to the climax.

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For some reason I always pictured Clive Owen for the role of Langdon.

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Most of them? Lord of the Rings is the exception not the rule

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There’s a list of great ones.
Shawshank.
Fight Club.
2001 (kinda cheating tho).
Green Mile.
The Godfather.
American Psycho.

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Since you brought up Kubrick I’d say pretty much his whole filmography is better, with the Shining being the lone debatable exception

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Oh definitely. These were just of the top of my head, there’s plenty of other good book movies.

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Kubrick…good adaptions

You mean Stanley “I didn’t even read the entirety of A Clockwork Orange” Kubrick? Mister “Actually let’s age up the girl in Lolita and spend time focusing on how sexy she is”? That Kubrick? Dude completely ignores the point of both books and does the one thing the authors very specifically do not want you to do

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Plus Princess Bride. I actually prefer the film.

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The book Jurassic Park is great, I’ll take the movie every time given the choice

But these are all still exceptions, adaptations are usually best when they are either extremely book accurate or handled by a competent artist and not a studio or group of producers

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Catch 22

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I thought the 2019 mini-series was pretty decent.

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Trailer sure as hell looked better than the original which butchered that amazing book.

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The fucking Dark Tower.
What a complete waste of a great cast.

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And man that could have been a fantastic show spanning years. So many great storytelling opportunities.

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I didn’t even recognise the story in the film. I did hear something about amazon making a series adaptation?

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It’s disgusting. There is so much story and world there why did they have to make it so shitty

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Eragon never got a movie.

Atla never got a movie

These things are true.

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Eragon was not a great book. It was a decent premise, the characters and story had potential. Given it was written by a teenager, it’s very impressive.

But Mr Paolini must look back on it and cringe so bad. I’d actually like him to go back and reboot it now as a mature author.

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I mean are you judging it as the target market?

It was a young adult book. I refer to it as baby’s first high fantasy.

Do 8-12 year old boys that will love super long high fantasy later in life probably still love it? I would bet money.

But of course as adults we look down on the young adult book. Basically all young adult books seem not well made as adults.

I know a handful of exceptions, but they stand out in my head as remarkable because they were exceptions.

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