I can wear a dress to work and nobody criticizes me. I’d be really sad if I had to wear pants all the time, they’re just not as comfortable. Let’s normalize pretty dresses for dudes!

167 points

Yea, but let’s design some to work on male bodies. Dresses are generally built for female body shapes, and rely on curves most guys just don’t have in order to complete the shape - so we end up looking like Graveyard Barbie in them.

Guys tend to be a lot more oblong, and the overall design would need a rethink in order to actively work with that shape, instead of unsuccessfully trying to compensate for it.

No, I don’t know how to do this.

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I was a slutty nun for Halloween and looking cute in a skirt is definitely possible, but man does it take a lot of work to find anything that fits decently. Dresses are simply impossible to find of course because, as you said, the shape is not at all made for men.

Also that outfit made me want to go full f1nn5ter and dress up in feminine clothes all the time lol. It’s so much fun! I’m so down for people to figure out how to make the shape work for masculine body shapes.

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84 points

I was a slutty nun for Halloween

Just don’t make it a habit.

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29 points

I don’t know if I could keep that vow.

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30 points

My first thought when I read op was that trousers are a relative new development.

The Romans made fun of the Gauls for wearing them.

So if you decide to wear traditional Roman dress, trousers shouldn’t be included.

But it’s still designed for men.

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5 points

Pretty cool how the Romans just took a good idea from a more primitive culture. Guess there wasn’t anyone around to scream about cultural appropriation.

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19 points

The Romans calling the Gauls primitive is a bit like the British calling the Americans primitive.

True, but for Gods sake don’t look in the mirror.

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27 points

Dudes in parts of Africa and the Middle East have already got it figured out. Djellabas look fantastic on most men. I’d love to see more people wearing them.

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19 points

More like Robes than Dresses, maybe? Could start with some Indian or Middle Eastern fashions as a starting point…

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9 points

Yeah, a men’s salwar kameez would make a damn good start, but I don’t want to limit it…

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8 points

Love my khurta

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2 points

That does involve pants though. I think something like a sarong is what they were referring to.

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13 points

Consider: kilts.

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7 points

Consider also: The bahag

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It wouldn’t be that hard, I think. Just make it more square on top and drop the accentuating part from the waist to either halfway between the belly button and hips or all the way to the hips. Or you could raise it to chest height and have a long, straight bottom part, more robe-ish.

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9 points

Agreed! There are a few enterprising designers out there with cool menswear dresses, but it’s still super niche.

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5 points

Got a link?

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3 points

I’ve seen Billy Porter in a gown or two. I’d add a link but not sure how to do that in Voyager / wefwef yet.

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2 points

Link me too please

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6 points

You’re coming dangerously close to re-inventing the kilt

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2 points

A lot of Muslim men wear what appear to me to be long white skirts, especially in the middle east and north Africa where wearing a flowing, loose garment that reflects lots of light is a practical measure for staying cool. I think it’s called a Kandora?

My point is that such garments DO exist, they just aren’t common in the west because of western views of male gender norms and Islam.

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2 points

Robes like from solar opposites

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107 points

Honestly, one thing I hate about being biologically male is that men’s clothes all look so goddamn generic.

Oh, you’re wearing a suit. It’s. A suit. I guess. They all look the same.

You’re wearing jeans. And a t-shirt. And they all look basically the same.

Khakis and a polo? You madlad. Well, you and everybody else at the country club. Who all look exactly the fucking same.

The thing that really gets me is, it didn’t used to be this way. You look at pictures of people in paintings and whatnot and men had some wild shit going on. There was variety, if somewhat less, even into the early 20th. But… seriously tell me if I’m wrong here… it feels like we got to WWII and men’s fashion just stopped. Like an entire generation of men put on uniforms and eighty years later we still haven’t completely taken them off.

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Some workmates and I petitioned our boss for the return of 70’s office shorts over the course of one hot summer, to no avail.

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28 points

70s? Those are just summer work clothes in Australia.

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10 points

Oh man I wish, I was stuck in shoe length cotton blend for three years of my life and I dreaded February coming around

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11 points

But they’re so classy and adorable! Your boss is a monster.

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9 points

I can barely contain myself

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7 points

That what happens when the shorts are too short

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5 points

Those are some ridiculously short shorts, especially on the left. How is he not hanging out the bottom?

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5 points

Don’t get me started on shorts. Modern shorts which go down to the knee - what’s the point?!

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Oh look, I know what hell will be like now.

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3 points

Those only work if you also have the 1970s sexual-predator combover and/or pornstache as well as a The Mask necktie.

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3 points

There were so many adventurous men’s fashions in the 70s - I like watching old shows like Columbo partly because of that. It feels like we lost a lot going into the 80s and beyond in that respect - I’m glad to see men trying more diverse clothing now.

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64 points

As a man I never considered pants to be uncomfortable. They are the perfect mix of range of motion, hiding the private parts. and support. Dresses, skirts, and robes seem like a nightmare to wear. You either restrict your range of motion or have to constantly worry about showing your underwear. And I would wear boxer briefs underneath by choice anyhow, so I still end up wearing pants.

I think the bigger issue is that most of us men are too lazy to look for different kinds of pants and end up wearing the same stuff year-round. Which can indeed become uncomfortable due to changes in temperature. But that issue wouldn’t be fixed by having access to dresses or robes. As again, some would either be too cold or too hot.

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I used to have a pretty intense not-like-the-other-girls fase in my teens, and I never wore skirts or dresses, and felt the same way you do. Then I got over that internalized misogyny and started experimenting with clothes a little, and the first time I put on a dress it was like a hallelujah moment. The most comfortable thing in the goddamn world. They do not restrict your movement at all, that’s only a problem if you wear knee-high pencil skirts of stiff fabric. In colder seasons you wear leggings under them which are equally comfortable. It was so incredibly comfy I did a complete 180 and it took me 10 years to wear a pair of pants again, and that’s only because the waist high mom jeans in style now are so loose and non-restricting. Any other style of pants I won’t touch with a 10 feet pole.

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12 points

Anytime you want to try it with a bath towel you might realise she’s right. The only thing creating a problem is when it falls off.

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45 points

Nah no pity here, we got pockets best thing in the world you should probably feel more envious really

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