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If it were any two of us on day 100 we would be so deep in some obscure struggle session we’d be like “go away we’re not done arguing”.

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Two comrades enter, three parties leave!

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79 points

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64 points

indoor cars struggle session let’s go

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69 points

cars shouldn’t be outdoors, therefore the only logical place for them is indoors

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70 points

All beds will be those sick racecar beds under socialism.

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35 points

it’s for their own safety, and ours. Any cars found outdoors should be captured, spayed, and impounded.

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cats should stay indoors because if the cat leaves then mr. bean might not give us our fucking money

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Depends on the definition of “leaving”, because most of us are so maladjusted that such an experiment would end in at least one death.

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First person to quote Parenti owes the other one 50 bucks.

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i hate this, and i also hate that my answer is “yes”

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i’m going to choose not to hate that my answer is yes, capitalism has my sorry ass trained for nothing less than feel miserable all the time, might as well get a house out of the deal y’know

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So it’s just a soft prison and you come out richer? I could afford the therapy I need after something like this, as well as the therapy I likely need already.

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i just want to know if there’s anything to do

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Not even prison this shit is jail

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Yeah, actually this seems like a dream for me, would be a super easy win as long as the other person doesn’t get tired of me. Can I actually just move in, without the cameras?

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nah, id have to interact with mrbeast and id rather die than do that.

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