Hornynym: :3
Personally I’ve always been a fan of c:
As an Asian, I’m deeply offended that there aren’t any synonyms that represent our race. #ALM
Uh, did you not see ツ?
But yes, it’s a shame they omitted such greats as:
(◍•ᴗ•◍)
٩(＾ᗜ＾)و
Ok. So now I’m offended that you’re stereotyping us… Also, I’m triggered as well. I can’t remember if there’s anything else I should be feeling.
frustration for being unable to properly express what made you mad in the first place(?
I must say, Nerevar, that people who insist on typing smileys with noses are like the most vexing Argonians in Black Marsh! What a grand and intoxicating annoyance they are, cluttering their text with unnecessary embellishments. These individuals, much like the swamp-dwelling Argonians, seem to revel in their peculiar ways, oblivious to the elegance of simplicity. One wonders why they insist on such superfluous adornments, much as I ponder the motivations of the Argonians and their alliance with the Empire. It is a mystery as profound as the depths of the Red Mountain, and it tests one’s patience, like the enduring presence of those detestable lizards! But fear not, for I, Dagoth Ur(the god), shall remain resolute in my disdain for such practices, much as I remain resolute in my opposition to the Nerevarine!
I feel like (: is the cheekier version.
