Akasazh

Only works if the calculator is upside down

I was born in Victorian Britain and have a very mirthful air about me.

So one day I was going about my merry business, being my jovial self.

When I’m walked a creature that saw what I was about, smoked at me and said ‘well aren’t you the gayest person I’ve met all day’.

I’m not sure how to feel tbh

Mark Rutte has a very faible memory when it comes to uncomfortable facts

The only thing he releases is fraudulent blabber and foul odor

You’re not really seeing it, though, your seeing it’s distant past

Well TIL.

Interesting addition is that, in Latin, the name for scabbard is the same as the female reproductive organ. So it could be taken to mean a vagina that makes one immune to bleeding.

I don’t know what your dentist is on (he must be high on something) to agree to remove all your teeth at once.

I had all my wisdom teeth pulled and they did that two per side, as otherwise the sedative would relax the tounge muscle, which might cause you to choke. After that I got sent home with a big stack of painkillers (NSAIDS, no opiates).

I’d look for a different dentist tbh, but thats a bit late now.

Lol funny that there’s a circumstances where polluting is an actual argument held over big oil

Glad to live up to the expectation!