That dog is doing CPR all wrong.

They knew.

I gotta agree with the post. Millie would be a cute alternative Mildred. The name reminds me of mildew.

I didn’t have sex with a girl I had a crush on for the longest time.

It didn’t matter a bit in the long run, but it would have been nice.

No, because that would be too clever and only nerds would get it. But I like where your head is at.

Better than beans and Stroganoff.

…I think.

Now THAT is a shower thought.

Triple I as in triple Indie? That’s cute as hell, I love it. I’m all for III over AAA.

Name of the restaurant should have been included somewhere.

American companies fucked around, and now they’re finding out.