Jesus didn’t come back to life he was just a big fan of “The Prestige”

I think Joe would definitely remember the “that little girl was me” from the debate. His brain may have been melting but anything that hurt his massive ego would stick for sure.

人往高处走，水往低处流

I changed ‘if I didn’t think’ -> ‘if I think she’s not’, brain auto-corrected the phrasing. Meaning is still the same.

Joe decides to take a third run at being VP

dawg there are so many legitimate angles to attack Biden and Kamala but this is not one of them, he wasn’t saying Kamala was unqualified

He says “I wouldn’t have picked Vice President Trump to be Vice President if I think she’s not qualified to be president.”

He’s saying he has confidence in Kamala because VP is first in line of succession. Genocide Joe has a melted brain but you’re def reading this wrong.

Kamala uses her carte blanche from the supreme court to drone strike trump and retain her position

BREAKING: my knees