We’ll put the lazy introverts into polycules

I’m gonna need to see some specific posts plotted for reference

Everyone will take the hexaco personality test then uh we’ll do some statistics I guess. Get some married couples that still like each other to also take the hexaco then slap the data into some kind of model. And then everyone will have a mathematically ideal partner and no right to complain about it.

Terrible take tbh

You can pry Julia out of my cold dead hands but if you make me work with other people in it I’ll start sobbing

I limit my misanthropy to mere misandry

Help! I can’t get my morning glory to bloom?

Well some are legitimately psychoactive like lavender oil

Do the Catholics get a pass

I will MK Ultra them as the famous tagline commands

That’s just a day of bouldering we still have that