BlameItOnSomeone

Dual benefit of a walking stick/seat combo.

1. Handy for a seat whenever/wherever you want
2. When you find them, use it to chase down whoever stole the bench…

Glympse is a possible app I’ve used for this in the past. You set a time in the app that you’d want to share for, and others can either view in an app - else they can watch via a unique web link on any platform.

Less water, fewer grams of water.

Yep - less workforce (because workforce is a singular object) but fewer workers (because the “number of workers” is a countable object)

Toe-knee

A smoking area in a restaurant was about as useful as setting up a pissing area in a pool…