Truth. I once tried to grill without my giant ceramic fish thing. There were no survivors

Asexuals?

Do not the cat

A skilled veterinarian could save it

Yeah, but at least he didn’t piss of anti-anti-god, 'cause he puts you in triple hell

Now imagine you accidentally summon a demon with a giant pitchfork and just as you think it’s about to tear you to shreds it says “do you have a minute to talk about FreeBSD?”

You only really need telepathy for Medusa, so just sic the dog on her.

It’s true, Lemmy is based on the source of TF2

Yeah, at this point, the boss in the comic would be massive improvement over most tech CEOs. Corporate doublespeak is more infuriating than just being a fuckup

Damn straight. Beethoven’s late sonatas are fucking amazing.

What’s he playing in the fourth panel? Waldstein sonata?