Because you’re old enough to remember the thousands of other times corporate entities have screwed us plebs?

It is, which is a sign we all need to start being more vocal we aren’t accepting it anymore. By reading a book or going outside.

But then how will other Klingons smell what I’m cooking?

It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

This Klingon can only dream. 🫡

When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

Make it optional for starters, followed by compensation for gas for anyone coming in.

That’s like telling me, water is wet… No shit.

While I get why this is meant to funny, the fact it’s commonplace behavior is infuriating, and makes me angry as a commuter.