I know the feeling, most think I’m lonely but it’s the complete opposite.

And now this tune is stuck in my head before bed lol

Thanks fucker, that was helpful. 👍

Found the best answer is telling them you can’t afford it anymore, followed by telling them everything negative about your life in a lifeless tone. After a while, they’ll do anything to get you off the phone.

Sure. But, to be fair, most if not all are currently huge flaming clown cars heading towards an ecological cliff. ¯\(ツ)/¯

I second this, and report back OP.

Guillotines

As a Klingon, this feels like an acceptable answer.

I think they allowed crying at birth as an acceptance of the contract, then they take your foot print.

I’m already gassy, the beans might make you regretful.

Taxes were the example of how to leech on the people under the guise of a protection racket. They knew with subscriptions what they were upon creation, a racket without the promise of protection. It’s getting bled by a third party, and now it’s multiple parties all hoping you’ll forget they’re slowly milking you too.