It’s okay, I’m a native English speaker and don’t understand what they’re saying.

Imagine having a gambling addiction, struggling to overcome it, then your phone auto installs gambling apps…

America is more open to providing Ukraine with the weaponry needed to strike crimea

“AmErIcA iS gOiNg To InVaDe rUsSiA!1!1”

Edit: Heres some info on The Duran from mediabiasfactcheck.com

It’s rated questionable, with the following reasons:

“Reasoning: Russian Propaganda, Conspiracy, Poor Sourcing, Lack of Transparency, Plagiarism, Failed Fact Checks”

Jesus. This sounds like it came straight from the Onion

Pregnancy is counted from the first day of her last period. Most women find out they’re pregnant at 5-6 weeks. This is essentially a total ban on abortion.

When I was in college, one time a girl came in the bathroom, blabbing on the phone, and just… talked the whole time she was peeing. Like it was perfectly normal

Jokes on you, my dresses all have pockets

This just happened today! Yeah, I was shocked it managed to say all that without getting the “sorry, but I prefer not to continue this conversation.”

I really wish I had the means to help people escape red states. Between trans people being treated as subhuman bogeymen, and women quickly becoming second class citizens… There are so many uses for the pill besides birth control, but we’ve already seen that they’re more than willing to kill women in pursuit of controlling them.

I use the pill for my debilitating cramps. Even if I were sexually active, I certainly would never want to have biological children, due to both the horrors of pregnancy and my high risk of miscarriage and premature birth. Not that any of that matters to them. Hell, they’d probably say I deserve to go through those things, because it’s “gods will.”

Only one way to find out!