Reddit used to always go on about how I stacked the dishwasher. Then there were the API changes. I’m like, why do you need to control everything, reddit? Just chill the fuck out.

Anything other than eating those over-ripe bananas. Do people really eat them when they get to that stage?

What do you expect from an app named after the notoriously grim British movie about a nuclear holocaust.

I’m sure the EU has established it as an official standard.

Anyone commenting “My sweet summer child.”.

As far as I am aware, the foot in football originally referred to the fact that it was a game played on foot rather than on horse back (as opposed to polo for example).

Shes not a very destructive cat so we haven’t had too much trouble. However there has been more than one puzzle where there’s been a missing piece at the end, not that I’m casting aspertions.

Would anybody be surprised if he bled white goo like Ash in the movie Alien. He looks not quite human.

For many people the answer should be “my vehicle”.

Finally, I’m a one percenter.