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FarceMultiplier

FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca
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The urinals at my work are terrible, even though I’m 5’10". One is so low that it’s like pissing in a bucket. The other is so high it’s like pissing straight ahead.

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I’m sure it has nothing to do with the wishes of rich people. /s

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The last decade has broken anyone’s ability to separate sarcasm from reality.

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I’m not sure how to feel about this. I’m officially diagnosed autistic in my 50s. My always-existing eccentricity got much worse after a major infection after a partial thyroidectomy, the C. difficile infection that followed antibiotics, and the long recovery from that.

If a fecal transplant made my daily life easier, I would do it. I’m tired of being so weird and friendless.

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When stupid people think their opinions are as good as opinions from experts, the world edges closer to extinction.

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The real Buffy Sainte-Marie is a con artist and thief of indigenous grants.

That was one hell of a report. Incontrovertible.

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I’m okay now, thanks!

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I hear it was the South African Shitbeetle.

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