But really in the first few messages? Again, I’m all game. But I don’t want to scare her off or something.

Seriously? I was always told you text for like two or three days first before going on a date. Oh I could definitely do that. I actually really hate texting XD

Dude, I think they like died. :(

Bland from the outside, favourable on the inside?

They sure did…

It doesn’t even have to be plausible to be funny. Anything read in his goblin voice is funny.

“Let’s say for the sake of this argument in a theoretical hole, under the ground, there lived let’s say a hobbit…”

I guess deaf people aren’t allowed to enjoy music like the rest of y’all.

I’m so sorry but this is the absolute funniest shit I have ever read. 😂

This comic doesn’t make any sense.

So this is the world we live in now huh? Only those who remember the images can be sure of the authenticity 😟