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Fontasia

Fontasia@feddit.nl
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So, place your bets! What’s going to be that one announcement that suddenly makes your neighbours go all quiet?

  • Repeal of the 19th amendment
  • Mandatory military service
  • Military sent to Ukraine
  • Military sent to Gaza
  • Additional protections to police
  • The pardon of all January 6th rioters
  • The relaxation of maximum presidential terms
  • Repeal of Affordable Care Act
  • Repeal of Social Security
  • Increase in taxes of lowest and middle incomes
  • Reduction in the minimum wage
  • Shutdown of major news outlets of “reporting lies”
  • Ban of reporting “bad news”
  • New ability to farmers to hire for no wage
  • New protections to reject hiring/customers/schooling based on colour
  • Collapse of NOAA
  • Atheists targeted as terrorists
  • Democrats imprisoned for Socialist ties
  • Mysterious disappearances of democrats
  • Random deportation of American citizens for being first/second generation
  • Removal of all laws related to carbon output

Yes, some of these are fearmongering but he’s made all sorts of promises and debts are due! The sky is the limit!

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Well, we will know things will have gotten real bad when they start approaching sex offenders for fertility studies in an Operation Paperclip type arrangement

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https://youtu.be/T5ALPzS0QfQ

Others things, of course, but still a banger

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“Enjoy a £26 bowl of chips in a room where Churchill got blown while drinking a triple whisky” - This property developer, probably.

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Wow, it’s almost like a business can choose which methods of payment they accept. Outrageous.

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The rest of Lemmy has had a meeting and decided that you no longer need to save the world. It was wrong of us to put that burden on you. Stop, rest save yourself first. We would love for you to volunteer to help when you are better.

Your garden looks wonderful 😊

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Remember, if they did intervene, the line would be that Democrats are are soft on policing

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“We gotta shut down 3G as fast as possible so we can get black spot grant money and then use that money to rebuy the spectrum space at the next auction.”

-Telstra

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