I knew someone in elementary school who brought us other kids to his backyard. His older brother was a few years older, and showed us a nest of ducklings. Before any of us knew what was going on he:

1. Picks up a shovel and swings on the nest several times
2. Pulls out a small tin of lighter fluid and and a lighter, douses them and lights it.

I was so fucking stunned. It is still seared in my memory. I don’t even remember being scared, just immediately outside my body.

Eventually we ran home. I remember feeling nauseous for days. I never told my parents, out of fear, and I regret that.

I later learned that kid was sent to a disciplinary school after threatening his dad with a knife, and soon after the family and my peer moved away.

Wanna guess what the evil brother does for work now?

On a recent trip we just went up to the youngest looking baggage worker, showed them, asked very nicely, and they walked back and found it. Tipped em 20 bucks for 5 minutes of effort. They were super nice.

The airline was less than helpful, actively saying the bag was lost.

Having sex toys in a professional setting is… Unprofessional.

Same thing they play, delayed a few seconds, louder.

19/f/Cali was the only acceptable response

Vibrating butt plug with timer

Realistically, your wife is your partner and some sacrifices need to be made. If she can’t sleep through a watch, she should consider earplugs or just deal. I’m sure you silence it and leave the room ASAP so, that’s just life of sharing a room with a spouse.

Edit like literally millions of spouses have tolerated their other rising before them, it’s a normal part of the deal

I mean, your parents thought of you, tried to connect, listened, then started lining up care.

Parents be winning.

If you thought you’d get out of your teenage years without death-by-embarrassment, you’re kidding yourself.

To connect with you, my parents discovered the evidence of long term daily self harm when I was in a bike crash and was unconscious. They otherwise believed me happy and healthy. That wasn’t a fun conversation in the hospital, with a concussion.

Charlie…come to candy mountain

See your doctor

I cannot believe they did this shit.

Every time I look at the teams icon with the word new on it, my brain thinks that means there are messages.