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I’d totally do this on purpose

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As did they.

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Absolute power move.

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Simultaneously a threat and an incentive!

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Assert dominance by showing everyone your dildo on live TV.

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I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.

Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

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Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?

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Me, though it’s more indifference than active desire

Brought my wife’s bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf

It’s been there for months, keeps getting put back there

I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that’s it’s place now

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Heh, firm esses.

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Imagine losing some hair like that.

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Followed by an involuntary strained human yell.

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What’s wrong with that.

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Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books

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That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys

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Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.

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Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon

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I wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category

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Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

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what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?

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Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day

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No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.

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I wanna test condoms but they probably use dildos

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There’s professional porn actor and prostitute probably.

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Well, shit. Touche.

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Sam is the best

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That’s brilliant!!

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What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i

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Having sex toys in a professional setting is… Unprofessional.

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Unless the profession is porn lol

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The BBC would like to know your location.

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I mean it looks like an office in their home, which is where such an error is completely understandable and forgiveable

Also, in the right context and to the right person a slightly-comically proportioned phalace can be a very funny and heartfelt gift especially when paired with a good punchline. I have a relative who works for the government, and received a penis-shaped bottle opener as a gift from a colleague in another agency after working a long-term project together with the attached commentary that his team wasn’t the easiest to work with. Knowing the recipient plus how he loves to pull it out and tell the story every chance he gets, it’s probably the best gift that he could’ve gotten.

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Depends on the profession…

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The oldest profession disagrees

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Stupid reply. Obviously I’m not referring to that.

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Depends on the profession…

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Labeling that as unprofessional is kind of arbitrary, which was basically my point.

Although sex is something as natural, normal and common as eating, sleeping, shitting, having hair and whatever, some religious people a long time ago felt like this was something that needed to be tabooed, which I find stupid, because it has led and still leads to a lot of problems.

I’m glad that this started to change, but still, having some harmless sex toys on display shouldn’t catch so much attention imo.

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Yeah, I’m sure the calls of ‘neckbeard’ and ‘incel’ would be non-existent if it were a male subject with his fleshlight on full display.

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Oh they’d be 20 times louder with the hate if it was a dude and a fleshlight.

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Which would be equally stupid.

Stopping to taboo sex would be advantageous for everyone.

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Her liking sex/masturbation isn’t bad. It’s just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.

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It’s only taboo because of conservative evangelism, really. Like the difference in how the US vs Europe perceives sex vs. violence.

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Can I get a “fuck puritans”?

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Nah, I’ll go with “this one is awkward for everyone”. If it were a casual podcast, sure, who gives a shit, but on a serious interview? Weird.

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We should continue to normalise that topic such that no one needs to feel like this is awkward.

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On a shelf though? Doesn’t dust adhere to rubbery or siliconey stuff? I would have though in a drawer would be more hygienic.

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It only collects dust if it sits around for a while. If it’s on the bookshelf, it’s probably not going unused for terribly long. Good for her!

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saves time keeping your dildo next to your smut literature

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