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I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.

Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

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Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?

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Me, though it’s more indifference than active desire

Brought my wife’s bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf

It’s been there for months, keeps getting put back there

I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that’s it’s place now

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Heh, firm esses.

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Imagine losing some hair like that.

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Followed by an involuntary strained human yell.

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