Why does Mr. “AB” have like 8 shoulder pads on? Is he insecure about the size of his shoulders?

If you’d like examples I know some of their bad takes are starting to be posted to !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works

Me too. Even though I would make new accounts regularly on Reddit, this feels different. A true tabula rasa moment. We will write the future!

And apparently that future starts with the word “Beans”.

The popular recycled stuff back then like F7U12 and advice animals were neither clever, funny, nor original. I think you got the nostalgia goggles on.

To all of those people who said this day would never come: I hope we can all celebrate justice being served.

“No one is advocating for sexually explicit content to be available in an elementary school library or in [the] children’s section of the library,” Judiciary Chairman Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) said. “That’s a distraction from the real challenge. I understand and respect that parents may choose to limit what their children read, especially at younger ages. My wife and I did. Others do, too. But no parent should have the right to tell another parent’s child what they can and cannot read in school or at home. Every student deserves access to books that reflect their experiences and help them better understand who they are.”

Just wait until they secretly replace the trained human safety operator with this:

A rainbow pentagram at that! The gay cabal has really slipped up and revealed themselves this time! Now all we need to do is arrest this leader of the fediverse and…

Whats that? They have no leader?

Drats! Foiled again.

This is why having a big popular instance isn’t all bad. It helps detect and fix the scaling problems and inefficiencies for all the other 1000s of instances out there!

Why would a cat of all animals be confused about which ones to eat? They are obligate carnivores.