HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

I’m preferential to walnut

I can’t remember the one I saw that was the worst, it was like “you’re gonna wish you bought butter” or “you’d hope for butter, but you’d be wrong”

Oh neat Bong makes post holers now

What you ain’t got tubs

He eats a 100% bolean scrod diet. Super high in protein, also each bm is like doing your spring cleaning iykyk

I’m not into pokemans

I checked camelcamelcamel and then I checked my local library. My library had it for the cost of free.

They sell these plastic ones at the grocery store where you just shove em down the drain and pull em right back down, all barbed and shit along the length of the snake thingy, and then it comes out looking like you snagged a R.O.U.S. and you realize you forgot to put on your nitrile gloves and fuck it just huck it in the can but they’re a buck ninety nine the last I checked. Last time might have gotten a little hairy.

I had a profesor who collected tractors. He had something like 80 of them. When I asked about JD, all he would say was Fuck John Deere.

I know a guy whose name is Kim. He was always bothered by how feminine it was, so he decided to go by his initials: KD. I don’t have the heart to tell him that’s Katie.