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ImplyingImplications

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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Isn’t Persona 5 the one where the dude sleeps with his teacher?

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How much did you pay for the chunk of his guitar? The one he ruthlessly smashed at the end of the show. And how much will he pay for a brand new guitar? One which he’ll ruthlessly smash at the end of another show. And how long will the workers keep building him new ones? As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones

Cake - Rock ‘n’ Roll Lifestyle

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They believe every american at birth is given a secret bank account tied to their social security number worth millions of dollars and this is how you “authorize” someone to draw funds from that account. It gets even better when you ask why would the government create secret bank accounts for people: it’s because the government sells babies to cover its debts since they ran out of gold.

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Comedian Bill Engvall once suggested stupid people wear signs so you’d know not to get into a conversation with them. Here’s your sign!

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Remember the basics of CQC

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“And being financially irresponsible”. He took the £1 million he made and blew it on luxurious items and now it’s all gone. He could have won the lottery and it’d be the same story.

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Are you telling me a cheeseburger stabbed this man?

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When I made the last payment on my student loan I got a similar letter. Something along the lines of “it appears you have made your last payment, but we still need to review the account to confirm. If you dont get another invoice from us then it’s all good.” I then got an invoice for about $1 which was the interest that gained on the account from the time I mailed the last cheque and the time they cashed it.

I’m going to assume this person sent in something that looked like a payment which triggered the “looks like you made your last payment” letter but then accounting realized the payment was phony and sent an invoice.

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