And even further, only those exact same two seats are ‘taken’ for every single showing.

I thought for sure the after church showings tomorrow would be at least somewhat full, but nope.

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To be clear:
The ‘x’ seats are ‘taken’
The 🟦 seats are ‘available’

ETA As many have pointed out, since these same two seats are blocked for every showing, I believe it’s because they’re broken; not sold.

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I assumed it meant the seat was out of service because its broken

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32 points

Only the person in it…

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28 points

Yeah I think JD Vance booked a private showing of some film last week and sat right there.

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12 points

Even if it wasn’t broken, nobody should be touching any upholstery he’s spent any time with.

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147 points

It kind of makes sense. People who love Trump don’t exactly have the patience to watch a documentary to begin with.

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61 points

Why watch a movie, when you could get a random screed from the source himself at 3AM, which you can read in about 30sec?

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which you can read in about 30sec?

Only if you’re not a Trump supporter.

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4 points

Sorry, I forgot that you gotta know all the secret cyphers to decode his supergenius messages about how the storm is coming or how he has a secret moon base where there’s only the whitest people.

(/s)

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3 points

Ha, hahaha, oh shit that’s a good point

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I find your laugh interesting. It’s like a small bit of the humor hit your brain early. So you let out the innitial ha. Then the full humor hit, and it became more of a full laugh.

Kind of like when you’re holding in a fart at the thanksgiving day dinner table, and you let out a small bit of a fart, but then everyone looks at you, and the jig is up anyways, so you let out an ass ripping fart. Then grandma yells at you.

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That’s pretty much exactly what happened.

I typed the first “ha” cause it was a great slap, then I typed the next “hahahaha” because it was hilarious, and at that point I was committed anyway, so I just added the last revelation that it was actually not far off from reality

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Idk, you ever wonder who bought/read all those Killing x books that Bill O Reilly wrote?

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Those books were always in Costco but I never saw their stacks get short. My guess is a couple organizations collaborating with O’Reilly buy copies of it in bulk and ship them straight to a landfill.

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If both seats are taken for all showings, probably they are broken and locked off.

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Could also be like the starter bills in a tip jar, encouraging people to book now.

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110 points

Well I’ve seen enough to know it’s not even worth a hate watch:

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Dinesh D’Souza

Ew

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38 points

I think this guy wanted to be the Michael Moore of whatever side he represents, but he’s not talented.

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21 points

And he usually ends sentences with an upward inflection? On top of a horrendous voice it just makes it more annoying?

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8 points

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.

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From Wikipedia

Dinesh Joseph D’Souza (/dɪˈnɛʃdəˈsuːzə/; born April 25, 1961) is an American right-wing[1][2][3] political commentator, conspiracy theorist, author, filmmaker and convicted felon who received a Presidential pardon by Donald Trump for his crimes.

Surprise surprise.

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All that AND a felon ehh.

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I’d never heard that name before. I looked it up. I feel like I’m dumber for having done so.

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My condolences for your lost time and brain cells.

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Oh, don’t worry, you emphatically are. My condolences.

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I did the same

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I cannot wait for the Some More News episode on this movie now…

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Totally sold out. The most sold out movie ever. You remember Titan-ick? Had a naked girl in it and it didn’t sell as many tickets as this movie. People are saying this is the best movie there is. People are watching it 4 or 5 times and saying how good it is. I haven’t seen it. Maybe I’ll see it. Deenish de-sooza did the movie. She’s hot, have you seen her? Smokin hot. They wanted me to be in it. Was I I in it? Sure, maybe. Great movie. The best.

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OMG! Nailed it dude!

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I liked Philomena Crunk’s version “Titan One-Cee.”

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