Remember the basics of CQC

First, abandon your spoon. You only need a fork and a tac-knife.

Second, kill and eat at least one of every species you come across, and rank how delicious it is.

Third, get in the box. You can think. In the box. You’ll feel free. In the box. Everything is better… In the box.

Fourth, stock up on glowing mushrooms. They’ll recharge your batteries.

Step one: Pull up pants really high.
Step two: Say “I’m the big boss man.”

woah… i guess you could really say that i was the Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain all along…

As a former newspaper graphics person, the days shit like that came along were great. “You want me to what? OK.”

I can’t see the date so I choose to believe this was all camera and felt pen.