But how else will they spew their thinly veiled hatred for white people?

The only way Homelander beats Superman is if he has Kryptonite. Neither side would have a fair victory, Homelander would have to cheat or Superman would just win in a landslide.

Well, if it has a tongue that means it probably developed alongside us evolutionarily - right?

Like this is no longer “your toilet is possessed by someone with a scat fetish”. Not if it has a tongue, that means this is a biological creature that lives off of our shit. Considering the value feces has in regards to replenishing nutrients in soil, we should probably consider these toilets some kind of parisitic - or more accurately symbiotic being. Sort of like a mimic, only it eats your shit.

Why did I think of this? Why would I take the time to use my precious fucking neurons conjuring up the beginnings of “shit eating mimic” taxonomy? Well, you asked “What if it has a tongue…”. The answer is that you would probably be used to it, and it would probably lick your asshole.

You did this. I want you to know this is your fault.

Saving the planet means acknowledging that certain things never should have existed in the first place.

As long as we agree that months go in the middle, idgaf

I didn’t realize that all of Trumps supporters were psychically linked and would fall like dominoes once the Great Orange One falls.

It’s funny, the finished product had me until the “when the aliens bestowed powers” bit. I thought “ok this fucking screams AI dungeon”.

I guess it’s a part of the Twitter Blue sub, but there are workarounds.

My point still stands ‘This is a stupid fucking Way to emphasize things’.

Something tells me that the union will be fractured by that time

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