Jazard23

I don’t think “they made me buy it so I’m breaking it” is really a 4D move. It’s more like a 4th grade move.

Okay but the “nett hier” joke only get better the more it is repeated, I enjoy every time it shows up

St. Lawrence was executed by placing him on a gridiron with coals beneath it. At some point during his execution, he declared to the Romans “I am done on this side, turn me over”. After this he became the patron saint of both cooks and comedians, which I think is hilarious

Since they suggested Poland as an alternative, it is probably something like “the gays”

I think it has to do with the shenanigans around Xitter and Reddit, making Tumblr relatively better

I actually saw an increase as well, but lately its become friendlier again. I think it might have to do with the recent waves of defederation, but which instance did it, I don’t know

I don’t think it is normal to excrete excess protein through urine, as this is a sign of kidney failure

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

This one is from Chronicles of Narnia

We can solve [crime against humanity] by [commiting crime against humanity]