I cannot fathom why this is the title.
It’s a reference to a vine. “Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay.”
Ah yes Vine, definitely a relevant thing in 2023 that everyone references. Thanks for reminding me that Vine existed, I had actually forgotten.
Some Vines are so deeply embedded in my memory that I’m sure I’ll still be able to quote them even after the dementia has destroyed my ability to recognize my loved ones.
In hospice, surrounded by grieving loved ones saying their last goodbyes, the nurse watching on as I’m drifting away confused and irritable, doing their best to ensure my passing is as comfortable as possible, with my last breath I’ll mutter “road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does”…
I had to grab some marshmallows for that roasting you got in those comments.
This is a good example of why woman live longer.
Note to self: It’s 2023. Men still have a big fear of being labeled gay.
Worse: football organisations in The Netherlands of all places are refusing to wear anything that implies sympathy to LGBTQ+ matters. Being a footballer and called gay is still a popular insult. A comedian had to start selling team captain bands, replacing the organisation’s One Love one with a new Wat Laf version (it means “How cowardly”). At least the Wat Laf is aimed at the national football organisation.
For some reason on the other hand, the women’s football side has no problem with that, with several overt lesbians playing in the national leagues.
The drunk male problem solving.
As long as none of them ground themselves they’re fine. Not that I think these people are smart enough to know one way or the other, but the sandals float was probably to keep it easy to plug things in
wdym? if one touches the live and they’re grounded, they’re fucked aren’t they?
They’re not grounded when they’re standing in the pool, though. If they grabbed a ladder or if someone on the ground tried to hand them something, they’d get a good shock, but they’d trip a breaker before anything deadly happened
Their breakers are probably wired in place because they keep tripping too often.
