I feel like I’d install a bunch of shit before getting anywhere close to a tenth of that. I’d hate my phone. However, I’m far from being a teenager and their ways and methods have become somewhat mysterious.
I’m likely past the mid point of my life and still waiting for the day when I wake to find myself imbued with this sort of audacious level of confidence.
I guess the point of your post is basically “haha rural America”. And yet, after living in several cities one of my biggest goals is to get the fuck out of urban America.