Some More News will do a livestream of the results. They are usually on point with their analysis and sources.

But that would require them to reign in the very same companies that sponsor them. One can hope, but it seems unlikely.

Isn’t “heavier” only used when describing weight and not mass?

Because that’s a good canary to show the article wasn’t AI written?

Wait, for real? So The Shrike from Hyperion might actually be named after this bird?

A shame that this comes out after Samsung stopped making functional hardware

One of the biggest culture shocks as a Danish person visiting California, was seeing how normalised driving high was. I smoke pretty regularly, but I would never even think about getting behind the wheel after a single puff.

Shrike? Does it collect its victims by impaling them on a giant metal tree?

This sounds like a BoJack Horseman bit

Apple is powered by the copium of their fanbase, so maybe the next model won’t even need a power cable.