The cybersecurity email tests I get at work are so transparent - Hi user, You have an unpaid invoice, please follow link to pay immediately.

I wish I could I could reply no I don’t fuck off but I’d probably get in trouble lol

Not a problem, fitgirl to the rescue!

Times like these I’m so glad I love metal. I can pay 30 bucks to WATCH, listen and go sick to a band full of talent. I’d be livid if I was an artist and saw that my fans were having to pay $900

Okay, so the limit was 50km/h which means she was in a residential street driving at a speed that is reserved for highways. It definitely matters and is more than fast enough. She fucking killed someone.

Why did you stop?

There’s a hooker on the side of the road

Yeah just like when my work colleague laughed at me this week when I mentioned I play games. You still play games? He asked. Yes I do, it is what I enjoy to do. What do you in your spare time? Melt away watching ads on free to air TV? laughs in gaming

BTW I’m 38 too

I’m not looking to be the same. I’m not looking to be anything. Just discovering (and so far) enjoying the alternative I wish I knew about a long time ago. Thanks for the warm welcome! /s

I already feel less lonely just thinking about it.

This sounds like an idea from someone who wants to justify their job.

If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl