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If they don’t take the time to check your manners, they probably haven’t been attentively listening to the true crime. So don’t worry, your body will be found!

Calm down Brick Top

I know a Norwegian called Gorm and I can indeed imagine him saying this

No you don’t understand, the “journalist” was supposed to write an accurate article about 2024, back in 2018. Is it real journalism if there’s no time travel or scrying powers involved?

Or, you know, mugging is not the name of the actual crime…

Mugging is a crime involving an attack on an individual in a public place with the intent to rob them. It typically involves physical assault or the threat of violence to coerce the victim into surrendering their possessions.

Personally I tend to find guns pretty threatening.

You addressed the food poisoning question, but left many others unanswered.

Oh he’s changed since then? I guess 4 years is plenty of time for self improvement. Can you tell me what regime he followed?

Looks moreike Gollum to me

It makes me sad that you think you’d lose a fight with a squirrel