OttoVonBizmarkie

“What’s with the sash and the codpiece?!”

I would’ve killed for one of these after I saw the movie “The Wizard”. Apparently, they didn’t work for shit.

Can’t wait for his Mormon neighbors to come out and defend him as a pillar of the church and community!

“Who told you to have a pow wow?”

Booooooo…urns!

“You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”

I gotta few uncles who are basically like Donald Trump, but without the $400 million gift from daddy. Feel free to attack.

Now if I could just buy a chin!

I think those rumors are most likely true.

Lindsay Graham was right about one thing!