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OttoVonBizmarkie

OttoVonBizmarkie@lemmy.world
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PUP Rules🤘!

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I drive by a nursing home going to work everyday, and they have a few large banners that say “Our employees are heroes”. I just imagine the manager sending an email that said something to the effect of “We’re putting banners outside to show our appreciation for you… In lieu of a pay raise.”

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Chili Mac is definitely a delicious thing. Why not Chili Spaghetti?!

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I’m 100% certain that if I tried to give my cat a bath, I would get a face full of claw!

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Although I’ve been appreciating “Animals” more and more lately, I think “Wish You Were Here” is still my favorite Floyd album!

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I’m a teacher, and I push for kids to consider the trades on a nearly daily basis. Find a job that other people can’t, or don’t want to do, and you can get paid!

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That’s some RRR shit right there!

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Back in my day, we had to paint our faces and wear floppy shoes to get our clown noses! Now Fox News is giving them out for free. Goddamn lazy boomers just want their clown noses handed to them!

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Nah, they love socialism for them. If they need government assistance it’s ok because they’re just temporarily disadvantaged millionaires, whereas all of the poor and non-white people are just lazy and want things handed to them like a bunch of commies!

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