Morality police, coming to a republic near you if you don’t vote.

I’m like 90% sure now that the absolutely glacial pace this is moving at confirms that the only reason verdicts come down so quickly in most other cases is because most accused can’t afford the court and lawyer’s fees to keep fighting for as long as they realistically could.

Gotta love how a stupid laser eye edit is enough to send the fascists and their red painted collaborators into a spiraling rage about how easy it is to make them look like idiots.

Biden didn’t even have to do anything for this one, it was all the morons doing it to themselves

So how does this man being an executive officer not immediately send a company’s stocks into the shitter at this point?

I mean tbf it’s right about when you think you’re really good at it that driving drunk ends up fucking you so… shockingly accurate?

“I did something I didn’t have to because I wanted an excuse to say yes to going on a date with you. :3”

Imagine being such a neurotic micromanager that you literally don’t even let your employees sit because “SITTING IS UNPROFESSIONAL!”

Meanwhile you probably spend the majority of your day at a desk

“Reddit Invokes The Streisand Effect to Openly Invite r/WallStreetBets to Wreak Havoc on Their Stock Price.”

Gotta say, that’s an almost aggressively reasonable salary for running an entire country,

I’d consider myself pretty well taken care of for that level of pay.

Good intentions, implementation, and results here, but seriously folks, think VERY carefully about what you’re doing when you tamper with something someone’s putting in their body.

Do not try at home to the nth degree.