It’s already got dog sucking and dick spaghetti, one hell of a start.

Honestly, I see more memes about the mugshot being everywhere than the actual mugshot itself.

But what is the second image?

I believe a piece of masking tape is about 100 micron, if we needed some perspective of how silly this requirement is for building a truck.

So… Red T-shirt with yellow pants?

tomato tomato

The left candidate on the right and the right candidate on the left has me confused about what she these comments are on.

A monkey’s paw in real life!

Very true, for purposes of this comment, I’d mean relative to each other.

Onion is supposed to be satire, most of this seemed like solid advice.