SassyRamen

From the article for those not wanting to read it: "Police realized the polar bear was a threat after viewing a documentary, which informed the officers that polar bears are indeed black under their white fur. One officer is quoted as saying ‘I feel betrayed and hurt.’

A.I. attempting to figure out how many fingers are on one hand

wtf

That’s disgusting! People shouldn’t be made into books, it’s unhygienisch

That I could dig to China

Found the comic book foot guy

You will burn in hell for eternity and always as demons bite and eat your flesh from your body.

*Casket

Now this is some grasping at straws journalisim. I would be really interested in reading what really happened.

That is fucking funny