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SmuttyLad

SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com
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Hi!

Glad you’ve found /c/Rule34, please make sure to add appropriate gender tags to your posts in the future (as outlined in the sidebar rules).

Happy posting!

/SmuttyLad

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Pretty for sure, a lovely, squeezable pair of handfuls

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Ooh well…

how far into the alphabet you’ll start making music

if you’re able to quiet my eloquent wits, or they last all night

whether my B&B (breakfast & backrubs) warrants seconds

we can keep our game of euphemisms & leading questions going

here, there, or one one of your newer posts (great pics btw)

your choice ^(> , o)^

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What a temptation :-P if a qtpie like you asked nicely we could find out some other things too…

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If you haven’t tried it, audio porn. Turn off the lights and the screen, put in some earbuds and close your eyes. They’re often slower burn and at least for me is usually a much better experience than video.

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I’ll bet you can play more than instruments with those hands {^ ^}

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Underpaid and overworked 😑

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For me, it started out with plain old imagination and porn videos. It took a tragically long time to discover literotica and audio.

At least for me, written erotica (sometimes with the assistance of AI), comics and audio give a much nicer experience with preference changing depending on mood. Part of that might be because it leaves a lot to the imagination.

Only time I use video porn nowadays is when wanting to just “get it over with quickly”.

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