He blocks the infrastructure

Exercise is important…just don’t overdo it either

The AI’s phone screen design is…interesting

the vest is just an elaborate backpack strap system

Shadow Moses let’s fucking go

That’s true!

Metal Gear 4 lol

The bulbs themselves are amazing. There are good ones in cars and computers, the flash of phones etc.

The failure point is typically the electronic components that run or regulate it. And of course most companies want to sell more bulbs so they conveniently skimp on that stuff. So maybe the answer is a more expensive bulb that hopefully will last long enough to justify the extra cost?

Aktually this isn’t the Onion but yeah the satire posted here has been on point