You can’t uncontrol it

Haven’t we learned to not mention the shooter’s name in media? Don’t give them any fame or infamy for anyone to aspire to.

I think people are interested with the extremes of the human experience in general because that’s where the toughest choices and emotions come to light

“You can sit here until the cows come home for all I care!”

and so he did

Takes off safety

Annoying tiktok voice: “You won’t believe what happens next!”

In a totally unexpected turn of events his plane tragically had a catastrophic failure. Nobody could have seen this coming. Heartbreaking.

After his almost thunder run to Moscow that turned out to be just a prank bro (and sorry about the russian military aircraft we shot down on the way!) he and Putin agreed to live and let live as friends do. Putin invited him and those rowdy but well meaning PMC friends of his to enjoy a nice peaceful retirement in Belarus. Putin is a man of his word so there’s no way that has anything to do with this.

Email spam is already bad enough I don’t need that shit built in

That optometrist is making bank

I had to run that through Bing AI real quick lol

CIA/Pentagon/White House workers have lives. When something big goes down like …oh I don’t know…Iran getting spicy and launching hundreds of drones and missiles at Israel overnight, those lives get disrupted.

People work overtime and order takeout or aren’t able to go out on the town like they normally would so that makes changes to the usual data patterns in the DC area. So they say ramp ups in US military activity can be predicted by detecting those changes.