Even if it wasn’t commonplace, ads like this keep us vigilant and (assuming they can read) should deter the predatory types.

That we’re reading this educational policy change in the newspapers and not from a professional teaching group tells you that this is simply a political manoeuvre.

These kids are already watching porn on their phones, you aren’t protecting them from anything by refusing to teach.

For now…

The initial payment is probably in the form of a cheque that they won’t live long enough to cash.

Russian passports for your whole family? Now they can also be mobilised, good job.

Oh and those pensions you might have heard of? That’s just an old wives’ tale, no such thing for you.

Give a knighthood to whoever blasted “things can only get better” during Rishi’s announcement.

And Rick the Dick Berman said fuck no, in fact here’s a blonde bombshell in a catsuit. Fuck you.

Stop privatising infrastructure you maniacs.

…with blackjack and hookers!

They’re turning the bombs gay.